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Signs

(2002)

I totally, absolutely loathed this movie. From the whole crop circle idiocy (it has been conclusively disproved, but that’s not enough for some morons), to the mindless absurdity of finding out that throwing water on the invading aliens will kill them (and I hope, if you haven’t seen it, that I’ve just ruined the movie for you; maybe you’ll avoid it), this is total crap from frame one. Water! Well, duuuuuh. Could an alien race possibly be so stupid as to invade a planet whose surface is seven-tenths water, whose air is often saturated with it, where the deadly poison falls from the sky regularly … and walk around naked? to show you how totally stupid Hollywood can be, this is the second time I know of that this imbecilic idea has been used. (See Alien Nation.)