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Salt

(2010)

If you’re like me, you really should write your review of a movie like this the same day you see it. As of now, it’s been about two months (it is one of many in my backlog that built up while finishing the new novel), and I honestly can’t recall a single plot point. I just now scanned the Wiki article about it, and a few scenes come back to me, none of them with much enthusiasm. I recall that Angelina Jolie is effective as a female action figure, and that a lot of things got blown up and a lot of bullets got fired. All to very little purpose. It’s meaningless brain candy that will melt in your mind, not in your heart.