See, Elvis Presley, in an aluminum walker, and JFK (played by Ossie Davis) are in a nursing home in Mud Creek, East Texas, when it is threatened by an ancient Egyptian mummy who sucks souls. He can suck them from any bodily orifice, but prefers to take them out of the asshole. It being a nursing home, the souls are small, practically used up, so he needs a lot of them. Elvis and the president must stop him. And believe it or not, not only is this pretty damn funny, it manages to be touching, heroic, and even a little scary here and there. Recommended for those who like the off-beat.