Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Bow wow! Bow wow wow wow! Bad dog! Bow wow wow wow wow wow! You cut that out right now, if you know what’s good for you! I’ll beat the crap out of you with this rolled-up newspaper, you mutt!
This movie puked on our shoes, humped our legs, pissed on the seats, and left the inside of the car hopping with fleas. It did everything but bite us on the butt, and I’m seriously thinking about getting rabies shots anyway, just in case. We fled, yipping and baying at the moon, after 30 minutes, not having laughed once. Seriously, folks, avoid this mangy labradoodle like the Hound of the Baskervilles. It will seriously fuck you up.