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Ghost Rider

(2007)

We try to make sure the probable 2 hours of crap is the second feature when we go to the drive-in, that way we can drive away if the second feature is Jackass, Part II. Forgot that principle once and had to sit through Alien Vs. Predator, and I’m still not completely recovered. Nicolas Cage works a lot (he’s got no less than 5 projects listed for 2008), and seems to alternate between serious stuff and complete, total crap. This is one of the turds. We lasted 30 minutes, could have easily left in 10.