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The Nutcracker and the Four Realms
(2018)
The only reason I can see for some of the simply devastating reviews of this picture is what I’m calling the Mary Poppins effect. How dare they fuck with an icon like Mary/Tchaikovsky!
“Lovely to look at, easy to forget.”
“Empty but eye-popping.”
“Soulless.”
“Dreck.”
Some deranged butthead named Alonso Durande, in a review titled “This Sugarplum is ... Read more »