Kong: Skull Island
(2017)
Exploring new frontiers in how stupid an action movie can be! Will somebody please tell filmmakers to leave that poor monkey dead at the base of the Empire State Building? It’s getting ridiculous. This one is big enough to eat a helicopter. I cared about these characters about as much as I cared about the little yellow gobbler in Pac-Man. Maybe even less. Oops! Another one dead. Stick another quarter in the slot and start over …