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13 Going On 30

(2004)

Think big. No, I mean thinkBig. The movie, with Tom Hanks. This is the same deal, a young person wishing to be a grown-up and getting her wish. The difference is it’s more like amnesia; she’s had a life those 17 years, and seems to have been a conniving cu— … bitch, the result of bad decisions she made when she was 13. Jennifer Garner is very good, but this didn’t quite work for me.