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We Bought a Tesla!
Here’s what happened. Lee came across what looked like a tiny, yellowing IOU at the bottom of some ancient records. It was from the Tooth Fairy, and she said she was a little short of cash and would pay me a dime the next night. It was dated May 8, 1954. I was seven! She’s still in business, you know, the Tooth Fairy, so Lee tracked her down and demanded payment. The old biddy was not ...
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George Harrison Gets a STAR
When: Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 11:30 a.m.
Location: In front of Capital Records on Vine
The biggest break in my career was getting into the Beatles in 1962. The second biggest break since then is getting out of them. ~George Harrison
We figured the crowds might be rather large for this one, so we resolved to get an early ...
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The Ophiuchi Hotline
Varley’s first novel. Cover by Boris Vallejo.
After the effortless capture of Earth by vastly superior aliens, humanity is forced to fight for existence on the Moon and other lumps of airless rock. The invention of the Hotline–a constant stream of data from a star in the constellation Ophiuchus–facilitates survival and enables the ...
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Pauly Shore is Dead
I didn’t bother to rent this, but I had to include it simply because when I saw it sitting on the shelf I felt a surge of joy. [Bite your tongue.] Reading it made me happy. [Bite your tongue.] Writing it down makes me happy. [Bite your tongue.] Pauly Shore is dead. Pauly Shore is dead. Pauly Shore is dead. [Bite your tongue. Bite your tongue. Bite your tongue.] Cheers me right up. [Bite ...
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Short Fiction
Blue Champagne
No matter the technological wonders that come to pass, it is still a story of human needs and desires that effervesce.
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A Short Overview of Titan
Here's a very short but quite impressive video made by Jean-Paul Verne, a fly-through of Gaea from my trilogy. M. Verne wants to be involved if a movie ever gets made. Over the years many, many people have written to me wishing these books would be made into a movie. Naturally, I'd like that, too. Let's hope this is not as close as we'll ever get.
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Accidental Hippies
Sometime not long after my high school graduation I was studying at Michigan State University when my long-time girlfriend dumped me. I entered such a state of depression that I could not continue in college. So I dropped out and decided to hit the road with Chris Kingsley, my best friend in the world. Chris had much more experience of life on the road than I did, had actually hitched to ...
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